I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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