Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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