conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i dont even know how to be here
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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