Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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