She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
whose ass print is on the piano?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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