Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
