I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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