You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
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god, I love you
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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