best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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