im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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