well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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