I want to stick my p in your. b.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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