wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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