oh god the rape fog is back!
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize
