I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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