Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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