So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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