loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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