like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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