I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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