halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Randomize
