I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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