That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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