escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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