I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
My vagina just clenched in fear
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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