The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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