Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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