I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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