I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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