What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
