Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
sex on a bike is impossible
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