Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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