IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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