did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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