I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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