Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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