i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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