her vagine was all disorganized.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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