have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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