okay pat passed out under dana's car
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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