one word: firstdatebathroomanal
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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