I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
