I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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