hell yes lets make some ravioli
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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