I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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