But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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