Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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