But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
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