you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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