found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
where are you?
Hypothermia
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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