She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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