I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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