therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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