if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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