I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
wow bdsm is so cute
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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